Thrift Haul On Board – Vintage Style Funny Car Sticker

You don’t have kids in the backseat. You have tote bags full of orphaned Pyrex, chipped figurines, and a hideous-yet-somehow-perfect vintage lamp you definitely needed. This sticker is your warning sign and your identity—an ode to the secondhand lifestyle and the sacred art of finding joy in other people’s discarded chaos.

Whether you blacked out in the Goodwill aisle again or spent three hours explaining why a $4 ceramic frog is actually rare, this one’s for you. “Thrift Haul On Board” isn’t just a phrase. It’s a spiritual condition. A magnetic pull to the bins. A devotion to the knick, the knack, and the nearly trash.

Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or reusable thrift tote. This sticker is for everyone whose heart races at the sight of a “50% Off Housewares” sign and who would rather perish than leave a $3 vintage ashtray behind.

Details

• 5in x 5in die-cut vinyl sticker

• Weather-resistant and waterproof

• Transparent edges (no white border!)

• Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and more

• Designed for secondhand stans, vintage vultures, and resale romantics